After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
