As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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