i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
