Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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