Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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