...so i touched it.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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