I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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