I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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