It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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