If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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