If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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