I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Randomize
