Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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