have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Randomize
