You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I want to have your abortion
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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