new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The air was thick with penises
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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