come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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