Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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