Already got asked if we're dating
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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