i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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