he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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