We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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