i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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