NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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