farters have to be the big spoon...
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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