my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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