Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
try to milk me bitch
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