I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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