i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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