im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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