nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
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