fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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