I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
accomplished twins. life is a go
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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