I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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