Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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