windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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