Dual....:-)
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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