I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Randomize
