i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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