Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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