in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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