I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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