Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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