His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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