I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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