Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Randomize
