A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize