Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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