what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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