So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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