I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
