they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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