Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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