He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
is it fun? or sober?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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