YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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