Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
high people should be assigned attendants
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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