no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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