You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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