eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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