Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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